Sunday, November 27, 2011

Dog Humor

.  The following is borrowed from Phillip Humbert's Newsletter. If you enjoy self improvement and positive messages it's a great read. He often includes a little humor like the bits below.

If dogs were the teachers, you would learn stuff like:

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

Let fresh air and the wind in your face be pure ecstasy.

When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.
 
Let others know when they've invaded your territory.
 
Take naps.

Stretch before rising.

Run, romp, and play daily.

Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.

On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.
 
When you're happy, dance around and wag your whole body.

No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt
thing and never hold a grudge! Run right back and make
friends.

Delight in the joy of a long walk.

Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had
enough.

Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not.

If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by
and nuzzle them gently.

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